BACK CHAT FROM EUROPE
Written and composed by Trevor Scarratt
FIRSTLY MAY I WISHYOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR...
This is first edition of BACK CHAT for 2008 and going forward the aim is to produce one at the end of each month. So please keep sending me new ideas, stories, anecdotes, even jokes that can be used each month to entertain the readership in our European stores (and the US guys as well.) As I always keep saying BACK CHAT is only as good as our contributions to it. I received some good material to kick start 2008 and I want to thank those who contributed. So without further delay let’s get the ball rolling.
WIFE IN TANDEM...
I suppose the “nightmare scenario” of those working in retail is that phenomenon known politely as the “interfering wife”. The following story from Gary Bloom illustrates only too well the pitfalls of dealing with this, thankfully, rare species.
Says Gary: ”I had a customer and his wife (big chap, little woman) who came into the department and before he (the customer) could open his mouth, she said ‘he needs a blazer’. I looked at him and said `52 regular` and at that point she said ‘he’s a 48’ -most rudely. So I put the Blazer on him and she said, `there you are - what did I tell you’. Yes I said, but that is a 52 regular, at which point the husband turned on her and said `why don’t you be quiet and let the gentleman do his job’. At this she walked off. A very pleasing ending ”.
I am sure most of us could recognize Gary’s situation only too well from over the years.
AND THEY THINK WE ARE EXPENSIVE...
As I think we would all agree, some customers think our Made-to-measure prices are a tad too high. Well the following from Leigh Poulton should not only be food for thought for those folks who are put off by what they think are our “exorbitant” prices, but also be a mighty selling point for ourselves.
Leigh was recently talking with one of Kaiserslautern Branch’s most legendary shoppers, Mr Vernon Lane, about customers who say they buy online as it is cheaper.
He informed Leigh about a website which sells the same fabric as ourselves, www.executivetailor.com. Here are a few comparison prices.
If one were to buy an “off-the-rack” suit it costs $1095. A custom-made suit made in the USA, or the UK or one manufactured to your size, can cost up to $3500 depending on your choice or where it is made!
Says Leigh: ”Maybe the next time a customer moans about our prices and suggests online, the info above could help us on our selling points!
EUROPE MEETS USA...
In Mid-November last year, during a late holiday, a fellow Merseysider of a “blue persuasion” named Dave France, on a visit from the US of A, breezed in to the beautiful Bavarian city of Nuremberg for an enjoyable lunch with our very own Alan Self. Alan informs me that “Sechs and Kraut” were enjoyed, which I presume was a local dish.
Many points of interest were discussed with the main two unanimously agreed upon. The first, being that Everton (the third team in Liverpool, after our reserves) would win the UEFA Cup in Manchester in May and the second, also concerning football, that those “Tractor Boys” (Ipswich Town, of course) would gain automatic promotion to the Premier League also in May.
After lunch, Dave went off to see his beloved Everton beat Nuremberg in their UEFA Cup qualifying match whilst Alan went home dreaming of a few away wins for Ipswich to help their cause. Alan’s parting words: ”Come on you `BLUES`.
INCREMENTAL SALES...
Back Chat is not just about highlighting our hobbies and having a bit of fun, but is also a forum for ideas that we can utilise in our stores. As most of you know, a conference was held recently in the UK attended by John Collins. One of the interesting statistics to emerge from the conference concerned the amount of incremental items sold last year such as ties, shirts and cuff links.
I echo Mark’s words in the USA Back Chat and I think that you will all agree that the amounts sold in those stores are impressive. The selling of accessory items with a suit or sports jacket / trouser combination help boost the average sale price and help achieve target.
But how can these extra sales be achieved?? Perhaps you can send me your own ideas which I can use for next month’s Back Chat.
For my own part, I asked AAFES if we could use space on their own tie rack to display our own ties, which, hitherto, had been laying in boxes and they kindly said yes. This idea helped boost our sales of ties over the Christmas period, particuarly the red ones.
The thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
Lily Savage
VIP VISIT...
It is no coincidence that one of the names mentioned above, namely that of Gary Bloom, is mentioned here again. His store has been achieving marvellous business of late and it was only fitting that he was praised recently by none other than the AAFES Vice Chairman. Despite just returning to work from his two days off, Gary had his department looking spick and span in time for the visit. Says Gary: (he) was very pleased with the department and figures.
LAST LAUGH...
Doctor , Doctor I can’t pronounce my F’s,T’s and H’s - Well you can’t say fairer than that then.
Tommy Cooper
I hope you enjoyed reading the above and look forward to your contributions. Trevor.
AND FINALLY...
Which member of our team does this famous “Doctor” remind you of...
Answers - please send to Mark and Trevor for the next edition of Back Chat. Who knows there might even be a prize !!!!